Keep em clean!
Those tins of evaporated milk are a bit of a con arnt they?
I bought a tin yesterday and it was FULL
Christmas Jokes
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Christmas Jokes
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Re: Christmas Jokes
Well, remember you *DID* ask.
My sister makes a cold Christmas dessert from sponge cake, fruit, jelly, and whipped cream, topped with chocolate buttons and sprinkles. I'd like to say that it was the best part of the Christmas meal, but that would be exaggerating a trifle.
My sister makes a cold Christmas dessert from sponge cake, fruit, jelly, and whipped cream, topped with chocolate buttons and sprinkles. I'd like to say that it was the best part of the Christmas meal, but that would be exaggerating a trifle.
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Re: Christmas Jokes
Who sneaks around in the bakery at Christmas time?
A mince spy.
What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
A Christmas quacker.
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep pan, crisp and even.
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A mince spy.
What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
A Christmas quacker.
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep pan, crisp and even.
Shaun
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Re: Christmas Jokes
Did you hear about the woman that had a £1 coin stuck in her left ear and a 50p piece stuck in her right ear?
She was one fifty in arrears.
She was one fifty in arrears.
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Re: Christmas Jokes
Thanks George! NOW I get it...
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