Christmas Jokes
- Sundancer
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Re: Christmas Jokes
Close Ron, but it seems you still have a problem with your r's!!!
- RON
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- Sundancer
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Re: Christmas Jokes
Hope all this retrospective editing isn't cutting into your building time too much Ron!
- RON
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Re: Christmas Jokes
Bought this faulty telly, sound stuck on full volume.
£5.00, couldn’t turn it down for that price
£5.00, couldn’t turn it down for that price
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- Sundancer
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Re: Christmas Jokes
So this British tourist couple enjoying a winter break in Moscow are walking through Red Square with their Russian Intourist guide Rudolph when it starts to hail. “Gosh,” says the girl “that is really heavy hail!” “It isn't hail,” says the guide, “it's frozen rain.” “Surely that's the same thing,” says the girl. “Oh no,” her husband replies, “he's right because.............Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear”
Boom, boom! I'll get my coat.
Boom, boom! I'll get my coat.
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Re: Christmas Jokes
Perhaps this 'Trappers' Christmas card would be appropriate ?
Spike S
(Tune for maximum smoke)
(Tune for maximum smoke)
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Re: Christmas Jokes
Shouldn't that be a red card,.........
Cheers,
Wayne
Once a Retrobate, always a Retrobate............
Wayne
Once a Retrobate, always a Retrobate............
- RON
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Went to one of those “eat as much as you like” Chinese restaurants. Bit of a con though, they only give you one chopstick 🤪
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Re: Christmas Jokes
We need to stop now to retain some dignity.